Unhealthy!

Ok now that the excitement is over, I suppose it's time to write an actual entry. Partly because I should not start blogs that I cannot keep up, and because I'm sick and have nothing better to do (note: the word "sick" can be interchanged with the word "unemployed" at any given time). I have decided to answer some of your nonexistent questions as a way to introduce myself. If any of your nonexistent questions did not get answered, mainly because none of you really exist, please do not hesitate to fill in the blanks creatively. Here we go!

What the hell is an "unscrupulous miscegenator"?

A phrase that barely makes sense. I am, myself, miscegenated, which is a term that means "of mixed race", since my mother is white (fact!) and my biological father is mostly Black, with some Native American mixed in there (rumor!). I do, however, allow miscegenation to happen without any regard to scruples. I once witnessed a Bengal cat fornicate with a South American Tabby cat and said nothing.


What is this blog about?

That is a wonderful question, invisible questioner! This blog is about my experience as a multiracial 27-year-old female with a Master's degree and no job, who is engaged to a very awesome and patient man, who moved to New York City from Buffalo, NY two months ago in order to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. I shit you not.


Who are you anyway?

I am kind of a douchebag


How cute is your dog?

OMG OMG OMG she is soooooo cute!

Well, that does it for today's blog. I am going to take some meds (meth) and drink some tea (meth-tea) and just take it easy. Oh, and if anyone has seen a Bengal/South American Tabby hybrid cat, tell him or her that we need to get a drink one of these days and catch up.

Shanin